SPam of thE Week! Week Continues

Our first post comes from “Rihanna Is The Only Girl In The World”. Seriously, that’s their name. Well, they wanted to comment on the aPlateOfGrapes exclusive story regarding monkeys stealing from prison guards.

“Hrmm that was weird, my comment got eaten. What I wanted to say was get two plants, and set both of them in two different locations. One plant should be put in a box with a light so it can grow. The other plant should be put in a dark box so it will not grow.”

First off, if there was a previous comment, it was spam and got deleted. Second, have you moved on to torturing small woodland creatures or pets? ‘Cause it sounds like you’re on the fast track.

Next we have Christy. She likes Popsicles. Also, you may note that Christy sounds kind of… manly.

“Magnificent goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you’re just too magnificent. I actually like what you’ve acquired here. You make it enjoyable and you still care for to keep it sensible. I cant wait to read much more from you. This is actually a great web site.”

Thanks, I’m often told that my “goods” and “stuff” are magnificent. Also, I get the gist that you were a frequent visitor to my previous website. For those of you that remember, my last site was around about 12-15 years ago or so. It was just a flaming pumpkin. No, not that kind of flaming. It was just on fire. It’s also worth noting, I didn’t “acquire” the site, I created it from scratch. Amazingly, the domain name was available for purchase.

Lastly, we have HD video. He likes The Sea Captain.

“omg awsome looking game”

and followed that up by saying:

“do want more dlc”

What am I, BioWare? And, although there is a game about dropping grapes onto plates, I can’t confirm a The Sea Captain game is in development by aPlateOfGrapes or one of our divisions. If there is, I’ll be sure there’s lots of DLC… for a price, of course.

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