Turns out Grape Popsicle’s are more than just delicious…. they are divine. Just two days after being left on the cross to melt, Popsicle Jesus is… de-thawed. That other Jesus took three days (that’s 50% longer) and had an easier job of it. Let’s look at the numbers, shall we?
Average temperature in Jerusalem: 61.3 degrees F
So… Human Jesus had to go from room temp (61.3) to 98.6, or 37.3 degrees of temperature change and it took him THREE days.
Popsicle Jesus had to go from Tuesday’s room temperature (91) to freezing (32), or 59 degrees of temperature change in TWO days.
That means while Human Jesus has a divine powers quotient of 12.43 and Popsicle Jesus has a whopping divine powers quotient of 29.5.
great, now I will have to ask the sea captain if jesus could make a popsicle so cold that he himself could not bite it
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