SPam of thE Week! Week Continues!

SPEW #1 comes from frequent spammer, 0nline Casin0. Apparantly, he really doesn’t like grapes filmed on fish shaped plates.

“It’s episodes like this that convinced me that there is no big white-haired guy in the sky looking out for his peeps. If he/she is out there, he/she doesn’t give a shit.”

Indeed… what kind of a supreme being would allow His creation this kind of cruel latitude?

The True Religion Outlet, which sounds like some 80’s synth band, posts:

“First come, first served.First impressions are half the battle.”

First off, knowing is half the battle, everyone knows that. Firster, this could actually be lyrics from a crappy 80’s band. Firstest,  are you saying that all that matters is being first in line?

Finally, we have Webcam Girl (you can imagine the type of site she’s pitching), she wants to comment on my envious career lines post.

“The loveseat was a torn and tattered light blue leather material. Often with thread in the same color as the foundation fabric.”

As the author of a popular website, I can appreciate well written prose. This spam, however, doesn’t qualify.

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