Links

Why links? Because I have lazy readers…

This is what you get when you translate “Red Lobster” into Japanese and then back to English.

Tetris is awesome.

I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture, and I’m not sure I want to know.

Finally, in a note to Thailand, your king is an asshole who likes to have intimate relations with whatever passes for farm animals in your country.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Airlifted to Hospital After Tussle with Tabby

The man, unnamed in the story but believed to be Claude Balls (click here for picture), had to fend off the feline with a kitchen knife. Read the full story here.

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Off the Plate: Toy Humor

As we have documented several times before, toys can provide a dearth of unintended humor. My son, like all little boys, loves firetrucks. Every once in a while, you find one that has some odd… accessories. Check out the “Fire Tanker” below.

Pretty cool looking, right? Let’s zoom in a bit and see what makes it truly bad-ass…

Slayer Harpoons? Does this firetruck hail from a firehouse in Diablo‘s inner sanctum?

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Last Image for Bad Shot Week

So here’s today’s image.

Although I didn’t take this image with a camera, it’s bad none the less. Not that it’s all around terrible, it’s just unfinished. It’s part of an animation project, but I haven’t had the time to work on it for awhile. He’s in need of some shading and a monocle or something. Legs might help since they’re easier to animate than Gloop and Gleep style movement. I started down that road, but he started to look like this guy.

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Links!

This sets up like a bad sitcom or Tyler Perry movie.

So does this.

This doesn’t, but is shocking. Not surprising, but shocking none the less.

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