In case you haven’t heard…

Bacon is awesome. Let’s recap…

Thursday, 12:24 pm: Crispy bacon to go with “breakfast for lunch.”

Thursday, 6:17 pm: Bacon on my Terry Glazed Sirloin Skins.

Friday, 9:27 am: Perfect bacon with my “breakfast for breakfast.”

Saturday. 5:42 pm: Bacon crumbles in my scrambled eggs.

Sunday, 8:15 am: Bacon crumbles in my scrambled eggs (again) and hash-browns seasoned with bacon salt for good measure.

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Breaking News!!! CDC Wants us to Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

That’s right. Here’s the news article. You can try to access the actual post on the CDC website but, understandably, it’s experiencing heavy traffic right now.

For those of you who’d like to read up on zombie preparedness, there is no better tomb than this one.

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SPam of thE Week!

I know spam user Resnora didn’t mean to insult me when she said,

“i don’t want to be so negative but i think your web site would look a little better if you had a little bit of orange on it”

And I think your comment would be better if you used capitalization and punctuation. You want orange, start aPlateOfOranges.com.

Next up we have Kanesha regarding our patriotic grapes.

“I am gonna watch out for brussels.”

I’m assuming you’re not a dick like Resnora by asking I start posting about Brussels sprouts. If you’re talking about Brussels… well, you do that.

Lastly, we have Restoration who likes global warming. Or global climate change, or whatever the hell they’re calling it these days.

“I personally really would like to express that We discovered your site incredibly helpful!”

That’s a curious capitalization you’ve got there smack in the middle of your sentence… suggesting some sort of polytheistic divinity? Perhaps you’re affiliated with the other Elder Flavors; Cherry, Lime, and the vile charlatan, Orange.

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Sunday Links

Not inexpensive, cheap.

I tell you, I would have loved to have this test available when my son was a baby. You never know what foods turns out to be explosive.

Not surprising, really. Zealot leaders are never as pure as they pretend.

Finally, Engrish grapes.

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Red Grapes

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