Our first post comes from Parliament Blue, who’s a bit of a philosopher:
“He that counts all costs, will never put plow in the yeard.”
What the hell is a yeard? Is that Swedish or something? Perhaps this was typed by the monkey who famously wrote, “it was the best of times, if was the blurst of times.” No wonder Mr. Burns fired him.
Next we have Jeminvde (whatever the hell that means):
“Man extends the path, and not road extends a man …”
Ok, another philosopher… or is this a reference to “male enhancement”?
Our last bit o’ SPEW comes from user lorazepam…
“Do not use Lorazepam if you are allergic to lorazepam”
Hey, thanks for the advice… I’m not allergic to lorazepam, but I have developed an intolerance, dickweed.