It’s that time again when we post a few choice Spam Bot nuggets. First up we have Debt Consolidation and his question about our recurring SPam of thE Week feature:
“any update on this?”
You’re soaking in it.
Next up is user Side Effects. I’ve been getting a lot of pharmacy slanted S.P.E.W lately so I thought I’d share. Mr. Effects wants us to be aware of a very… special case of something or other:
“Erectile Dysfunction can cause for undue slump. You might feel extreme helplessness whenever you failed to perform especially with a loved one.”
First off, the very definition of ED involves a “slump”. Second, is anyone else weirded out by the term “loved one”? I’m not going to delve deeper into that second point because the imagery gets too creepy. Finally, perhaps his comment had something to do with the post regarding S.P.E.W…. wait, that’s pretty creepy too.
Moving on, we have user Beatriz Head. I’m sure that name’s supposed to be a joke or something, but I can’t figure it out. Perhaps Beatriz is Romanian for Richard or something. Beatriz likes this post on Chicken’s that Shiv scumbags that don’ pay their gambling debts.
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Sorry, that was hard to read. It kind of reminded me of that famous Tyson rant in which he capped it off by saying he wants to eat your children.
Finally, we have user Rental Generators and who comments on this post :
“Awesome share it is surely. My boss has been waiting for this content”
Since this is the only site of its kind, I’ll have to assume that I’m your boss, dumb-ass. Get back to work Rental Generator… or should I say Miguel? Next time I have to do your work because you’re busy surfing the internet to steal content, you’re fired.