Turns out you should never cross this guy:
He’ll cut ya.
We all know chickens cross roads, but you best not cross chickens. Turns out “A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.” That’s a genuine quote from an actual news source. What isn’t so clear from the article is motive. Our sources say the man lost considerable amounts of coin in previous cock fights and the cock of the walk was sending a message to other deadbeats.
Or maybe he’s trying to get a Steam achievement. Doesn’t look like the shivee will be respawning any time soon, so tough break there Mr. Chicken.
Maybe I’m editorializing here, but you can check out the story here.