Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!! Robert Langdon working on deciphering this week’s S.P.E.W.

This week’s SPam of thE Week was posted by bot user Eliseo Corish in response to this post. Eliseo is likely masterminding some fiendish plot to seize control of 38% of planned waste water treatment plants in Ecuador (if they’ve … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!!! Global warming puts a halt to National Popsicle Day

Most of the time Global Warming (cue spooky music) causes more snow, less snow, more hurricanes, less hurricanes, meteor showers, construction delays, angina, Fanta, plagues, locust swarms, and generally makes baby Jesus cry.  Now, for those of you in the … Continue reading

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