BREAKING NEWS!!! Using the term BREAKING NEWS!!! in a headline leads to SPEW.

As the bot spam comes in, I’ve noticed it’s centered around a few articles. Those with the aforementioned headline and ones in which I mention global warming or Popsicle Jesus (so, I guess this article will get a LOT of SPEW).

This week’s SPam of thE Week comes to us from the romantically named, Colon Cleansing Products in reference to this article:

“I dont know what to say.  This is undoubtedly one of several greater blogs Ive examine.  Youre so insightful, have much true things to bring towards table.  I wish that much more folks read this and get what I got from it:  chills.  Good job and fantastic webpage.  I cant wait to read far more, maintain them comin!”

Me, I know what to say; did you use apostrophe cleansing products on your post?

Ok, that was probably the lamest thing I’ve ever posted, but really, use some freakin’ apostrophes already.

Also, I’m glad my greater blog brings much towards the table. Getting to the table is what we’re all about. We’re not there yet, but we’re almost there. Literally tens of people visit my site every week.

Finally, I’m glad you got chills from my article; it was about a fucking heat wave. You have encouraged me to maintain them comin’.

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