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Tag Archives: Breaking News
BREAKING NEWS!!! Pope Gives Up Church for Lent!
The aPlateOfGrapes Sr. Vatican correspondent reports the real reason behind the Pope’s sudden retirement. Our sources say he loved the church soooo much, he decided to give it up for Lent. Now that’s dedication.
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Breaking News!!! Scientists Find Largest Prime Number Yet…?
…wait, why is this news? I’m a pretty nerdy guy, but I’m not sure anyone cares. It took 1,000 computers and 39 days to find the number which has 17,425,170 digits. Interestingly, it is the result of multiplying 2 by … Continue reading
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Wrinkled Finger Mystery Solved?
Ever wonder why your fingers get all prune-like when you’re in a hot tub for six hours? Well, scientists have been trying to figure this out for years (guess there’s not much to work on these days). Turns out it … Continue reading
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Federal Employee Formally Reprimanded for Creating “Hostile Work Environment” Due to His Excessive Flatulence
Breaking Wind News!!! The headline pretty much sums it up, really. I find it interesting that the five page reprimand cited actual dates and times. Who rights these things down? My favorite line from the article: “The man was … Continue reading
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Official 2013 aPlateOfGrapes Calendars are now available!
You asked, and we delivered! You can now order your very own aPlateOfGrapes.com 2013 calendar through Snapfish! Click here to order (or just view, if you so choose, there’s no obligation). Features of the calendar include monthly QR codes to … Continue reading
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