Federal Employee Formally Reprimanded for Creating “Hostile Work Environment” Due to His Excessive Flatulence

 

Breaking Wind News!!! The headline pretty much sums it up, really. I find it interesting that the five page reprimand cited actual dates and times. Who rights these things down? My favorite line from the article:

“The man was also accused of launching a trio of attacks on September 11.”

Really? I thought that was Al-Qaeda…

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