BREAKING NEWS!!! Robert Langdon working on deciphering this week’s S.P.E.W.

This week’s SPam of thE Week was posted by bot user Eliseo Corish in response to this post. Eliseo is likely masterminding some fiendish plot to seize control of 38% of planned waste water treatment plants in Ecuador (if they’ve got the political muscle to get them built). aPlateOfGrapes.com’s cryptologists have been working on this for two weeks, but we’re still not sure what it means. We’ve eliminated Navajo and Choctaw… we even “borrowed” an Enigma machine and ran it through that.

Now, esteemed symbologist Robert Langdon is on the case. Here’s the mysterious post:

“If u goto mi profile, I jus uploaded a copi of dat lol which will be nawt secund on mi pics page”

Is this an Edgar Cayce-esk prophesy? A threat? A call to extend unemployment benefits? Maybe the Shadow knows… or perhaps one of our users has some insight…

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This week’s theme; grapes on plates!

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Thank Grapes It’s Friday!

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Your daily red

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This week’s S.P.E.W. (SPam of thE Week)

This week’s SPEW comes to us courtesy of would-be user “WP Themes.” It was in response to this post about Popsicle Jesus.

“Nice brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you for your information.”

I know we’re all aware of the awesome power and influence of Popsicle Jesus, I didn’t think they were teaching classes on His Coldness.

A little advice, Mrs Themes? Take a break from the Frozen Novelty Theology major requirements and take a few English classes.

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