Cool Magic Trick

Posted on September 20, 2011 by admin

I did this same trick when I was a kid… minus the table cloth.

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Conan, gingers, and more

Posted on September 19, 2011 by admin

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Conan The Professor

Looks like the largest baby batter bank is no longer accepting deposits from gingers.

Given PETA’s penchant for getting publicity for their stunts, you’ll probably be seeing this on the news. An excerpt:

“… [PETA] hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering.”

Finally, we have this duo who turned Weekend at Bernie’s into reality.

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I… can’t think of many things worse than this

Posted on September 14, 2011 by admin

The Headline: Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

At least this one was self inflicted… unlike the dreaded candiru!

Speaking of dreaded… this was apparently terrifying.

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Miscellany

Posted on September 9, 2011 by admin

I wandered into a Borders the other day, drawn by their colorful going out of business signs. Oddly, I found seven books that I wanted and only spent about $15. One of the books I was surprised to see was an updated edition of The Alphabet of Manliness. I was surprised because, 1) I didn’t know there was an updated version with additional content and, 2) I didn’t think they would have books of that caliber remaining.

Obviously, caliber is a sliding scale.

In other news, if you’ve ever wanted to know how to make a good bacon cheeseburger, here you go.

Finally, Eddie Murphy apparently needs work.

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Archer and… aPlateOfGrapes

Posted on September 7, 2011 by admin

I was watching some reruns of Archer, one of the best shows on TV, when I heard this:

aPlateOfGrapes

Awesome.

Unfortunately, The Internet failed me as I couldn’t find a .wav file posted anywhere. Odd, I know. So I had to create my own. While I was at it, I made a few others for your enjoyment. Ringtones anyone?

Are They Ballistically Similar to Grapes?

Archer – Grapes

We’ll Use Grapes

In case you’re wondering, this came from Season One, Episode Two.

Finally, Season Three of Archer kicks off on September 15th after the new It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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