First up, we have this from one of my favorite deal sites. I had to look at the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st. Then I clicked through and was disappointed. I don’t think a rancor would fit in my garage, but damn I’d try.
Next, this guy was bound to flip sooner or later, so luckily he did it when all he had was a BB gun.
Finally, we have this idiot. So, not only is this guy is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet he’s, to quote Foghorn Leghorn, “…numb as a sack of wet mice”.