I’ve had a few “where’s the SPEW?” inquires lately. We took a hiatus for a few weeks not because of a lack of material, but because we don’t do it every week. It’s part of the shtick. Anywho, this weeks SPEW comes to us from loyal poster Cheap Air Jordans. Cheap Air Jordans has a penchant for deep thought, philosophy, and other bullshit. Apparently, this post is bullshit, because it attracts all the spam flies:
“Don’t believe that winning is really everything. It’s more important to stand for something. If you don’t stand for something, what do you win?While there is one untrodden tractFor intellect or men are free to think and act,Life is worth living.”
Wow, that’s… deep. Or maybe retarded is the word I’m looking for; I get them confused sometimes. Since I gypped you, the loyal reader, the last few weeks, here’s another choice selection about this post regarding a specific image from the site’s early days:
“It’s topics like this one that make me sit and think – makes me ponder, “did I really think I knew what I was talking about?”
I guess that depends… what were your thoughts regarding images filmed from a non-standard angle. Don’t worry, the rest of us knew you were too stupid to figure it out. That’s why I wrote that post in the first place.
OK, one more from mister Cheap. This time he’s pondering why you should keep your grapes close.
“It’s topics like these that make me sit and think – makes me ponder, “how did I not know about this earlier?”
Because you’re a dumb ass.