King David, Why You Gotta Be Like That?

As Passover approaches, products specific to that holiday are more prominently displayed and advertised. Makes sense. That’s how I caught my first glance at King David Matzos. Here’s the artwork:

King David

If you look close, you won’t see anything nefarious about the packaging. Walk farther away, however, and King David’s jerk side comes into focus:

Still don’t see it? Maybe an illustration will help.

Again I ask, King David, why you gotta be like that?

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