It slices, it dices, it vivisections

As you know, before cutting delicate, over ripe produce with a precision instrument like the Ginsu, one must first prime the knife by cutting through lead pipes, soda cans, and such. Once this was accomplished, I set about conducting the vivisection.

Let’s have a look at the results.

Unsavory, comes to mind. As one user suggested, it’s like an alien autopsy (only this actually happened).