{"id":1909,"date":"2012-11-15T19:24:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T00:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1909"},"modified":"2012-11-15T19:24:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T00:24:21","slug":"finally-pentagon-spends-1-5-million-in-beef-jerky-development","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1909","title":{"rendered":"Finally: Pentagon Spends $1.5 Million on Beef Jerky Development"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Feature-Image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1910\" title=\"Feature Image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Feature-Image.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"715\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Feature-Image.png 715w, https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Feature-Image-300x99.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After all the money we&#8217;ve wasted the last few years on shrimp treadmills, turtle tunnels, cowboy poetry, and the like, we finally have a government program I can get excited about. We can all use a new\u00a0 beef jerky that rolls up (well, maybe not the vegetarians, but they can enjoy the smell). You can read the article, which also delves into the government funded &#8220;Did Jesus die for Klingon&#8217;s too?&#8221; session. Enjoy it <a title=\"Yes, yes, they're from Uranus.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/blog\/inside-politics\/2012\/nov\/15\/pentagon-wants-know-did-jesus-die-klingons-too\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; After all the money we&#8217;ve wasted the last few years on shrimp treadmills, turtle tunnels, cowboy poetry, and the like, we finally have a government program I can get excited about. We can all use a new\u00a0 beef jerky &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1909\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[119,120,170],"class_list":["post-1909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-aliens","tag-beef-jerky","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1909"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1912,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions\/1912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}