{"id":1071,"date":"2011-05-11T20:22:14","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T00:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2011-05-11T20:22:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T00:22:14","slug":"links-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Links"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why links? Because I have lazy readers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Order the Steamers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2011\/05\/this-place-is-a-dump\/\" target=\"_blank\">This<\/a> is what you get when you translate &#8220;Red Lobster&#8221; into Japanese and then back to English.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Everyone's favorite piece\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ilovebacon.com\/fresh-bacon\/thats-right-slide-the-long-one-in-there.html\" target=\"_blank\">Tetris<\/a> is awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s going on in <a title=\"Aye, this is bad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/pictures\/eyebuds-2056729\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> picture, and I&#8217;m not sure I want to know.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, in a note to <a title=\"Freedom is awesome\" href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/article.php?id=CNG.9c38a9202f9932545c48c61d9c4c2ed2.571&amp;show_article=1\" target=\"_blank\">Thailand<\/a>, your king is an asshole who likes to have intimate relations with whatever passes for farm animals in your country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why links? Because I have lazy readers&#8230; This is what you get when you translate &#8220;Red Lobster&#8221; into Japanese and then back to English. Tetris is awesome. I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s going on in this picture, and I&#8217;m not sure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/?p=1071\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1072,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions\/1072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aplateofgrapes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}