A Plate Of Grapes

Diego’s mouth seems… inappropriately located.

Stumbled across this image the other day:

Apparently, the good folks jerks over at Kit Kat are totally cool with not introducing a veritable panoply of Kit Kat flavors.

Although I now pine for soy flavored Kit Kat’s, it makes me wonder… why? Why do this to the tasty, and noble brand that is Kit Kat? Why not create a new brand for your apple vinegar flavored candy bar? Does the Kit Kat brand have so much street cred overseas that it can make the sweet corn or baked potato flavored candy bar succeed where just calling it Bit O’ Corn or PotatoFinger would fail miserably?

I ask you, Kit Kat Global Brand Manager, why?

That about sums it up. You can read the full article here.