Site traffic by unique visitors is up over 16% this month. How did I do it? Hard work, dedication, marketing genius, and, of course, fixing Google Analytics since it didn’t report all of last month.
In other news, we’ve recently surpassed 500 comments! Too bad nearly a third of them are SPEW… non-bot commenters, fight back!
That’s a good enough segue into this week’s first SPEW. It comes to us courtesy of user F Summers and is in reference to our post about Godzilla choking on a giant grape.
“I’ve been looking for anyone to create a write-up similar to this. I have ultimately found it after searching Google. Cheers!”
You see, the mainstream media won’t report on the really important matters such as this. Why? Because they are in the pocket of the {insert political party or shadow organization here}. They treat you like a mushroom; they keep you in the dark and feed you nothing but shit.
Our next steaming piece of spam comes to us from Shantay, in reference to our Singles Week we had a while back.
“I’ve been perusing plus taking pleasure in your site.”
Whoa, Shantay, it’s not that kind of site! I’m glad you’re… enjoying yourself, but grapes go in the mouth.
Lastly, we have Ronnie. Ronnie is a thinker, a philosopher, and has like minded friends. He’s commenting on this post in my award winning Off the Plate series.
“A colleague of mine and me have outlined this particular topic. Your blog post help resolved our question. We’ll keep reading more content! Thank you.”
First off, thanks for reading. Second, I’m glad to hear that more people are incensed and confused as to why flat head screws still exist. Perhaps your think-tank can solve this problem for America. Phillips or GTFO!
PS – Half-way through writing this article, I figured out how to make links pop up in their own window. Woot! However, I’m too lazy to fix the first couple of links, so deal with it.
