OK, maybe that’s not his complaint, but my analysis makes more sense.
If you’re looking to save on headlights, buy one of these cars. No word on whether this is an automatic, or a glo-stick.
Don’t people have better things to do with their time, and why does the airport care?
Toss a grape, and they’ll come right out of the water!
Here are some of the more interesting sights from Aruba. Enjoy.
The food and drinks here are great, but the hours SUCK.
Now open 1 hour a day!
Hovering above your bike is strictly prohibited.
While moonwalking, no less
So that’s where we keep the internet.
Al Gore was here
What Fish?
We catch 'em, you buy 'em!
More no-hovering nonsense…
Using telekinesis to lift cart is strictly prohibited
One of the more frustrating things about traveling is finding an interociter. Luckily, they’ve got signs all over the place.
I've got to warm my cocoa somehow
Let’s face it, flowers are smug little bastards and generally in need of an ass kickin’. Consider it delivered.
Long story, don't ask
MC Hammer appears to be launching his own search engine.
As a Platinum member of their Priority Club rewards program, I always get a nice little thank you when I stay at a Holiday Inn. Three guesses as to what they left for me? See the evidence…
Plated, no less
Grapes enjoying the view
I wasn’t the only one enjoying grapes… toucan play at that game.
