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Tag Archives: Off The Plate
Vikings Were Wussies
While at my other job last week someone asked, “Is mead wine or beer?” “It’s beer, ” I said immediately. Then I paused, briefly, reexamining my assumptions. “It’s honey based… I always assumed it was a beer.” This last phrase … Continue reading
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Web Site Promising Free Bacon!
I was browsing the internet earlier and came across a website that promises free bacon… but it was just some online newspaper who’s address looks FreeBacon.com but is actually FreeBeacon.com. It made me think, “hey, maybe there IS a … Continue reading
Funniest Thing Heard On TV Today
After capturing the female customer, catheter supplier Liberator Medical is targeting men with their latest ad. The commercial boasts, “Our catheters are more comfortable because they lubricate themselves right in the package.” As if having a catheter wasn’t uncomfortable enough, … Continue reading
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Health Care Costs Got You Down? Save Money With aPlateOfGrapes Home Glaucoma Test!!!
With health care costs skyrocketing, many are choosing to forgo or delay necessary testing. We’re developing some low cost options so you don’t have to go without. Enter the aPlateOfGrapes home glaucoma test. Granted the glaucoma test, with it’s … Continue reading
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Most amusing quote overheard during today’s meeting
“In the last four months he’s grown over four inches. It’s amazing, you can really see it in his pants.’
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