I got one of these playing poker the other day

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I can smell what the rock is cooking, and i don’t like it

So Dwayne Johnson did this (ok, Michael Dwayne Johnson)… not sure if the did it with ASSparagus or hASS avocados, but either way this is just wrong. This is why I don’t eat vegetables.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/virginia/man-allegedly-rubs-butt-on-grocery-store-produce-customers-disgusted/14583207

 

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Friday Grapes

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Mexican Grape Crop Looks Promising

No, I’m not joking.

http://producenews.com/the-produce-news-today-s-headlines/23844-promotable-volumes-on-tap-for-mexican-grape-season

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Yeah, toast!

This post needs some copy, so I figured I’d enter it here. This is a post about toast. That rhymes, and you know it rhymes. Still not enough copy, so here’s some more that will, hopefully fill in that void like the one in your heart.

Good enough?

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