Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

BREAKING News!!! Chicken Shiv’s Man Over Failure to Pay Gambling Debts

Posted on February 8, 2011 by admin

Turns out you should never cross this guy: We all know chickens cross roads, but you best not cross chickens. Turns out “A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS!!! His Coldness Graces Bowl Season

Posted on December 29, 2010 by admin

A favorite of spam bots and actual humans, Popsicle Jesus has re-de-thawed… this time in bowl form (to support our theme). In case you’re wondering… Yes, this is the actual Popsicle Jesus and Yes, I took this shot nearly a … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Godzilla chokes on giant grape!

Posted on August 6, 2010 by admin

Godzilla’s latest rampage has come to a less than dramatic end, thanks to Japan’s secret weaponized produce program. Reports indicate that Japan partnered with aPlateOfGrapes.com’s own Skunk Works Division on this project.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Monkey, jailed for stealing grapes, steals grapes from prison guard!

Posted on August 4, 2010 by admin

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Using the term BREAKING NEWS!!! in a headline leads to SPEW.

Posted on July 22, 2010 by admin

As the bot spam comes in, I’ve noticed it’s centered around a few articles. Those with the aforementioned headline and ones in which I mention global warming or Popsicle Jesus (so, I guess this article will get a LOT of … Continue reading →

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