Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

Breaking News!!! CDC Wants us to Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

That’s right. Here’s the news article. You can try to access the actual post on the CDC website but, understandably, it’s experiencing heavy traffic right now. For those of you who’d like to read up on zombie preparedness, there is … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Airlifted to Hospital After Tussle with Tabby

The man, unnamed in the story but believed to be Claude Balls (click here for picture), had to fend off the feline with a kitchen knife. Read the full story here.

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So while I was doing our grape vivisection last year, I wanted to mix things up a bit. Since I’m such a football fan, I wanted to incorporate my favorite sport into the shoot. But, how to merge two seemingly … Continue reading

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Breaking News!!! Supermoon Strikes Early in Response to Our “Stupid” Comment

Yesterday, we called the whole Supermoon thing stupid. At first, I thought it was some ’90’s Super Nintendo game. Click here for the original story. Well, it looks like the Supermoon is sentient and he’s pissed. So pissed, he decided … Continue reading

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Breaking News!!! We’re doomed

No, not because of the stupid “Supermoon” the astrology dummies are talking about. We’re talking zombie ants!

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