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BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Airlifted to Hospital After Tussle with Tabby

The man, unnamed in the story but believed to be Claude Balls (click here for picture), had to fend off the feline with a kitchen knife. Read the full story here.

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So while I was doing our grape vivisection last year, I wanted to mix things up a bit. Since I’m such a football fan, I wanted to incorporate my favorite sport into the shoot. But, how to merge two seemingly … Continue reading

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Breaking News!!! Supermoon Strikes Early in Response to Our “Stupid” Comment

Yesterday, we called the whole Supermoon thing stupid. At first, I thought it was some ’90’s Super Nintendo game. Click here for the original story. Well, it looks like the Supermoon is sentient and he’s pissed. So pissed, he decided … Continue reading

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Breaking News!!! We’re doomed

No, not because of the stupid “Supermoon” the astrology dummies are talking about. We’re talking zombie ants!

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BREAKING News!!! Chicken Shiv’s Man Over Failure to Pay Gambling Debts

Turns out you should never cross this guy:     We all know chickens cross roads, but you best not cross chickens. Turns out “A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a … Continue reading

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