Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

UK Woman Can Now Grow Upside-down Tomato Plants Right-side Up!

Posted on March 15, 2013 by admin

Ever want a Topsy Turvy tomato plant but were too freaked out by upside-down fruits and vegetables? Me too! This lucky lady in the UK has developed a rare brain condition that makes everything upside-down! Here’s a picture of her … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Pope Gives Up Church for Lent!

Posted on March 4, 2013 by admin

The aPlateOfGrapes Sr. Vatican correspondent reports the real reason behind the Pope’s sudden retirement. Our sources say he loved the church soooo much, he decided to give it up for Lent. Now that’s dedication.

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Breaking News!!! Scientists Find Largest Prime Number Yet…?

Posted on February 25, 2013 by admin

…wait, why is this news? I’m a pretty nerdy guy, but I’m not sure anyone cares. It took 1,000 computers and 39 days to find the number which has 17,425,170 digits. Interestingly, it is the result of multiplying 2 by … Continue reading →

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Wrinkled Finger Mystery Solved?

Posted on January 19, 2013 by admin

Ever wonder why your fingers get all prune-like when you’re in a hot tub for six hours? Well, scientists have been trying to figure this out for years (guess there’s not much to work on these days). Turns out it … Continue reading →

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Federal Employee Formally Reprimanded for Creating “Hostile Work Environment” Due to His Excessive Flatulence

Posted on December 21, 2012 by admin

Breaking Wind News!!! The headline pretty much sums it up, really. I find it interesting that the five page reprimand cited actual dates and times. Who rights these things down? My favorite line from the article: “The man was … Continue reading →