Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

UK School Finally Shows Courage and Bans Triangle Shapped Cookies

A school in the UK has displayed amazing courage and leadership by taking the much needed step of banning triangle shaped cookies. People are finally waking up to the menace that is the three cornered cookie (four corners are safe… … Continue reading

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UK Woman Can Now Grow Upside-down Tomato Plants Right-side Up!

Ever want a Topsy Turvy tomato plant but were too freaked out by upside-down fruits and vegetables? Me too! This lucky lady in the UK has developed a rare brain condition that makes everything upside-down! Here’s a picture of her … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Pope Gives Up Church for Lent!

The aPlateOfGrapes Sr. Vatican correspondent reports the real reason behind the Pope’s sudden retirement. Our sources say he loved the church soooo much, he decided to give it up for Lent. Now that’s dedication.

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Breaking News!!! Scientists Find Largest Prime Number Yet…?

…wait, why is this news? I’m a pretty nerdy guy, but I’m not sure anyone cares. It took 1,000 computers and 39 days to find the number which has 17,425,170 digits. Interestingly, it is the result of multiplying 2 by … Continue reading

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Wrinkled Finger Mystery Solved?

Ever wonder why your fingers get all prune-like when you’re in a hot tub for six hours? Well, scientists have been trying to figure this out for years (guess there’s not much to work on these days). Turns out it … Continue reading

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