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The Lamest Exercise Equipment Since the Shake Weight

Everyone remembers the Shake Weight: the exercise equipment that we know doesn’t work because, if it did, all teenage boys would be ripped. But what if you’re not into that kind of… thing? Or, perhaps, you’re elderly and are more … Continue reading

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Funniest Thing Heard On TV Today

After capturing the female customer, catheter supplier Liberator Medical is targeting men with their latest ad. The commercial boasts, “Our catheters are more comfortable because they lubricate themselves right in the package.” As if having a catheter wasn’t uncomfortable enough, … Continue reading

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Archer and… aPlateOfGrapes

I was watching some reruns of Archer, one of the best shows on TV, when I heard this: aPlateOfGrapes Awesome. Unfortunately, The Internet failed me as I couldn’t find a .wav file posted anywhere. Odd, I know. So I had … Continue reading

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Remember when… Quizno’s Commercials

I recently saw this commercial from DQ. It made me think of Quizno’s. I haven’t seen a Quizno’s commercial recently… or maybe I have and they’re just not memorable. A few years back Quizno’s had some damn funny commercials. First … Continue reading

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