I was browsing the internet earlier and came across a website that promises free bacon… but it was just some online newspaper who’s address looks FreeBacon.com but is actually FreeBeacon.com. It made me think, “hey, maybe there IS a website out there promising free bacon”. A quick google search yielded the following results:
Damn you Free Beacon!
On the positive side, it is nice to know that there is a Kung Fu demonstration at the Bacon Free Library. On the negative side, why the hell would you want a bacon free library?