The aPlateOfGrapes staff has been to Aruba before, and the weather has always been warm, sunny, and, well, awesome. So, when I checked the weather report online a few days before our trip, I was surprised to find this weather report on a popular site:
This Aruba weather report is brought to you by Florida vacations.
Monday: SEVERE WEATHER ALERT!!! A Commun-Easta weather phenomenon will be forming overnight and into the day on Monday. The strong southern communist wind will mix with the plague of frogs from the east and cause steady downpour of communist frogs.
Incidentally, it didn’t rain once while we were there. F’ you, Florida!