Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!! His Coldness Graces Bowl Season

A favorite of spam bots and actual humans, Popsicle Jesus has re-de-thawed… this time in bowl form (to support our theme). In case you’re wondering… Yes, this is the actual Popsicle Jesus and Yes, I took this shot nearly a … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Godzilla chokes on giant grape!

Godzilla’s latest rampage has come to a less than dramatic end, thanks to Japan’s secret weaponized produce program. Reports indicate that Japan partnered with aPlateOfGrapes.com’s own Skunk Works Division on this project.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Monkey, jailed for stealing grapes, steals grapes from prison guard!

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Using the term BREAKING NEWS!!! in a headline leads to SPEW.

As the bot spam comes in, I’ve noticed it’s centered around a few articles. Those with the aforementioned headline and ones in which I mention global warming or Popsicle Jesus (so, I guess this article will get a LOT of … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Robert Langdon working on deciphering this week’s S.P.E.W.

This week’s SPam of thE Week was posted by bot user Eliseo Corish in response to this post. Eliseo is likely masterminding some fiendish plot to seize control of 38% of planned waste water treatment plants in Ecuador (if they’ve … Continue reading

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