Category Archives: BREAKING NEWS!!!

I can smell what the rock is cooking, and i don’t like it

So Dwayne Johnson did this (ok, Michael Dwayne Johnson)… not sure if the did it with ASSparagus or hASS avocados, but either way this is just wrong. This is why I don’t eat vegetables. https://www.localdvm.com/news/virginia/man-allegedly-rubs-butt-on-grocery-store-produce-customers-disgusted/14583207  

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Turnabout is fair play

Since the last post was about North Korea, I wanted to hold of posting again until I had something worthy from South Korea. Turns out the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea has sold naming writes to their city to … Continue reading

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Finally, a way to repair your grapes

I’ve been meaning to post this for a few weeks, but better late than never, as they say. Every once in a while the vine gets stuck to the skin of your grape and it gets peeled back a bit. Be not … Continue reading

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Breaking News!!! CIA involved in 3D Food Printing

HEADLINE: CIA’s New Partnership To Advance Food 3D Printing Ripped from the article: “Our collaboration with the CIA provides the culinary community with a unique opportunity to explore and experience the open-ended possibilities of fusing 3D food printing with traditional culinary … Continue reading

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Climate change expert’s fraud was ‘crime of massive proportion,’ say feds – Investigations

This guy has got some serious stones. For over 10 years he lied to his employer, the EPA, telling them he was a covert CIA spy. Among his many exploits: Got a handicap plate because he claimed “he got malaria … Continue reading

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