Spanish Man Pisses off the Wrong Bull

Bull sports (fighting, running, and who knows what the hell else) always seemed pointless to me in the “hey, let’s risk our lives for no apparent reason” kind of way (not to mention their inherent cruelty… oh wait, I just did). It appears they are pressed for time in Spain because they have merged the traditional pregame BBQ with an actual bull running event. I’m not sure who had the idea of lighting the bulls on fire before letting them loose, but it doesn’t seem like a terribly good idea. Especially for the guy who died after being gored by one of these bulls (I guess there was no wound cauterization benefit going on). And you thought American rednecks were stupid.

Here’s the story.

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Most amusing quote overheard during today’s meeting

“In the last four months he’s grown over four inches. It’s amazing,  you can really see it in his pants.’

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It’s SPam of thE Week!

It’s been a while since we’ve had some SPam of thE Week. Not for lack of spam; I’ve actually currently got 988 unread spam. Without further ado, let’s delve into a few of them…

User Louis Vuitton Handbags like to mix idioms into more complex idioms.

“Fortune knocks once at least at every man’s gate. Four eyes see more than two.”

Translated: “Get some glasses asshole, you’re knocking on the wrong door.”

Next up is Booster who likes our site:

“I cherish your blog, Its very good to observe not everyone is just posting a bunch of rubbish now a days”

You’re right; we post bunches of grapes, not rubbish.

Finally, we’ve got Cammie who appreciates my post on Booby Traps.

“I know this is really boring and you are skipping to the next comment, but I just wanted to throw you a big thanks – you cleared up some things for me!”

You’re welcome… and appreciated.

Finally, Nigel doesn’t like the site.

“terrible journal you take”

Fuck you, Yoda.

 

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Monday Links

First up we have a brilliant individual who thought it was a good idea to wear a jacket detailing how to make crack cocaine… at his trial for drug trafficking. Read about it here

Next up… Looks like IBM is Going to Buy Green Hat. No word on when it’ll be available in TF2.

Not sure if you’ve seen the unfortunate arrestof Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop… so sad.

 

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Bowl Week Comes to a Close!

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Bowl Week Continuation….

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Bowl Week Continues to Continue.

Here’s Wednesday’s image.

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Off the Plate: Connections

Years ago there was a show I used to love called Connections. An excerpt from Wikipedia describes the premise:

“It took an interdisciplinary approach to the history of science and invention and demonstrated how various discoveries, scientific achievements, and historical world events were built from one another successively in an interconnected way to bring about particular aspects of modern technology.”

It was pretty cool. Anyway, I was reminded of this show because of a… connection I made recently. I was watching Cars 2 and when I heard the voice of the great Bruce Campbell as Rod “Torque” Redline. It reminded me of the new game, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. The opening scene of Skyrim mirrors the opening scene in a Bruce Campbell classic, Army of Darkness.

In both, the leaders of an opposing army are captured and about to be executed. Unfortunately for the protagonists they’re captured at the same time (even though they have nothing to do with the conflict).

As I was playing the game, I expected my fellow prisoner to quote Ash, “I never even saw these assholes before!”

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Bowl Week Continues!

Here’s today’s image.

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It’s Bowl Week!

I know many of you have been waiting all year for this (both days of it), and it’s finally here; Bowl Week. Not too be confused with Capital One bowl week, which has something to do with football I’m told. We’ve got a new image every day, so enjoy!

P.S. – I’m having issues with Photoshop, so I’m posting these images un-cropped and unedited.

 

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