The Most Blatant and Ill Fitting Product Placement EVER

Product placement has increasingly entered video games. Sometimes placements are well done and can fit into the background (a Hyundai billboard in Call of Duty, for example) and some are a little blatant. The Star Wars Episode 1 Brisksaber game falls into the latter category. That’s right, Lipton Iced Tea themed lightsaber battles. Check it out:

It made me think George Lucus and Lipton could make some “improvements” to this classic scene:

Luke: "I'll never join you! Unless you give me your Lipton Brisk Iced Tea."

Darth Vader: "Excellent... catch."

Luke: "Aaaaaaaaaaghhhh I dropped it!!!!!!!!!!"

Blatant product placement reminds me of this comic from 2002. Egad, that was 10 years ago and I still remember it… There has to be better use for my brain space…

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FINALLY: Shark Gets Freakin’ Laser Beams

Dr. Evil is a happy guy right about now. Seriously. Read about the laser equipped shark here.

Yeah, two posts in the same evening. Who’d a thunk it?

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Grilling Instructions

It’s grilling season and getting the right temperature on your grill is the key to a successfully delicious experience. How do you get low, medium, or high temperatures on your gas grill? Thankfully, the good people at McCormick have provided this handy chart:

Hey, thanks for enlightening me. If I want a medium heat, set the burner for medium. Got it.

In other news, I’ve been lax in my duties as of late, so I apologize for the infrequency of posts. I’m not sure it’ll get much better with Diablo 3 coming out next week. It’s only been in development for 12 years, so it’s not like I’m giddy with excitement or anything.

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Anatomical Question For KFC

Perhaps you’ve seen this commercial:

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Good question, KFC. I have no idea what part of the chicken nugget comes from. Just like I don’t know what part of the chicken popcorn comes from. If I had to guess, it kinda sounds like “popcorn” comes from the rooster. Seriously, don’t they have semi-intellegent people to review these things?

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Speaking of pizza… this exists?

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Pizza ordering in Dubai

Cool.

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Those Darn Shapeshifting Hookers Strike Again

Raise your hand if you’ve had this happen. You’re happily engaging in illicit acts with a lady of the night when, BAM, she turns into a donkey. Just as the cops show up, to boot. We’ll, that’s what this guy told a judge in Zimbabwe. Is he guilty or neigh guilty? Read the story here and judge for yourself.

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Belvedere Vodka’s New Target Demo: Rapists

The folks over at Belvedere Vodka have a new campaign that targets an untapped niche; rapists. Check out their latest ad:

You can read the article on Forbes.

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Great Deal on The Lorax at Amazon

This week only, they’ve slashed the price, from .99… to 3.99.

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Unnecessary Toilet Tech?

So, they have light up toilet seats now to, likely, irradiate those areas where the sun don’t shine.  Even if you put aside the inherent dangers of pissing on an electrical device, why is it sound activated?

 

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